dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just had sex bonerless
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm really busy with my period
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