Sry I called you an 8
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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