i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
one might say we're banned from that church
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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