take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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