shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I didn't notice because vodka
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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