I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
