He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So vagazzling was a success
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
