I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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