That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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