I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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