ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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