This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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