..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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