is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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