He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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