Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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