after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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