I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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