Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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