would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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