So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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