bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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