Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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