Don't you send me to vm
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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