so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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