Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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