Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
His nipple licking is glorious
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