Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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