i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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