how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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