Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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