I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He did a backflip because drugs
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