Soap is not a condiment
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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