I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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