There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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