He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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