Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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