The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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