Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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