if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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