Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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