Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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