I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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