How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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