Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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