like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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