Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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