He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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