Dual....:-)
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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