kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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