so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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