Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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