i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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