He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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